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(Black and tan) Zuke: "I hears the squirrels are working on Kitty Krispy traps. You stop to munch and woof what the dog just happened....."
(Big red not drinking) Frito: "No way dog, I hears the squirrels have developed birds that just explode poo on you when you are least expect it. Then, it is the big bad B-word for you, dog."
(Little red drinking): Slurp, Slurp. "Boys, and their squirrel gossip. Really, squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails!"
Zuke and Frito: "She's been brainwashed by them! Arrrfffff! Run from her before they get to our minds, too!"