Sunday Dachshund Prayer: Bandit And Frito

Bandit:  "Dear God:  Thank you for giving me new loving humans in a forever family and not letting me go to a kill shelter to be put to death.  Plus, I gots 2 doxie bros and a sis in the deal.  I thinks I hit the jackpot!"

Frito:  "Dear God:  Um, I thinks I asked you for a new toy. NOT a new BOY -doxie brother.  I thinks you must of herd me wrong or something."

Picture of Bandit and Frito from Suz of RedWagonWieners.  She managed to save this new little guy, Bandit, from being sent to a kill shelter. 

Sunday Dachshund Prayer

Dear God:  Mommy says this is my wabbit hunting hat.  I is not quite sure what a "wabbit" is, and I is really not sure how to catch one.  Can you gives me a little hint perhaps?

Frito picture provided by Suz from RedWagonWieners.

Caption Me, Please!

Photo of Frito and dog toys provided by RedWagonWieners.

Saturday Pet Lovers Blog Hop

Caption Me, Please! Zuke In Boots.

Photo provided by RedWagonWieners.

Caption Me, Please.

Frito from RedWagonWieners

Frito Takes A Bike Ride

This is Frito Feet from RedWagonWieners. He is enjoying a basket bike ride with his human. No worries all. He is secure in his basket with three different cables. No squirrel chasing while the bike is in motion for him. I wonder if his tail does the turn signals.

Tails From The Water Bowl

Picture provided by RedWagonWieners.

(Black and tan) Zuke: "I hears the squirrels are working on Kitty Krispy traps. You stop to munch and woof what the dog just happened....."

(Big red not drinking) Frito: "No way dog, I hears the squirrels have developed birds that just explode poo on you when you are least expect it. Then, it is the big bad B-word for you, dog."

(Little red drinking): Slurp, Slurp. "Boys, and their squirrel gossip. Really, squirrels are just rats with fuzzy tails!"

Zuke and Frito: "She's been brainwashed by them! Arrrfffff! Run from her before they get to our minds, too!"

Saturday Blog Hop: Caption Me, Please!

This photo of Frito from RedWagonWieners is needing a funny caption. I am sure you all can help us out by adding a caption in the comments area below.

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Sunday Dachshund Prayer

Dear God: Please, let there be a prize in the bottom of this bag. Perhaps, a new bobo, a squeaky ball, some bling for my collar, a kitty crispy, another bag of dog food.....

(Frito's picture provided by Suz from RedWagonWieners.)

Monday's Message From Your Dachshund!

RedWagonWieners On ETSY

The bark on the streets from all the little long ones out there is: "Just say no to butt squeezing and yes to PUMPKIN!"

Caption Me Please!

This is a picture of redwagonwiener's three dachshunds Zuke, Frito, and Peewee in their new winter snoods they got from custompetandtack. Please, get your creative juices flowing and add a caption of what you think the dogs are saying in the comment area bellow.

Dachshund team fact or fiction: Frito

This is a little game we like to call Dachshund Team Fact Or Fiction. You need to guess whether or not the following five statements are fact or fiction about doxie Frito from redwagonwieners shop on etsy.

1. He is way bigger than his black and tan brother Zuke.

2. He is obsessed with water and wishes to attack it most of the time.

3. His butt photo is on this blog and a lot of other places, too.

4. He is the alpha dog in his pack and he doesn't even know it.

5. He enjoys playing video games on his human bros play station when the boys aren't around.

Dachshund Team Hero: Peewee!

One of our dachshund team members, Suz had a house fire last night. Suz is owned by three wiener dogs named Peewee, Frito, and Zuke. During the wee hours of the morning, Suz awoke to Peewee being very antsy and poking at her with her nose like she wanted to go out. The other two dachshunds were burrowed deep under the covers sound asleep. When Suz sleepily got up out of bed (thinking to let the dog out), she smelled a very strange smell like burning plastic. She then discovered the smoke in the house. Suz quickly got the family up and out of the house safe and sound. They had fire alarms that were heat sensitive and not smoke sensitive so they never went off. If it hadn't been for a very alert little doxie, Miss Peewee, the whole family could have died in a fire before the fire department would have arrived. It turned out to be a fire caused by an electrical issue with their heater. I thought I would share this little wienie team hero today with all of you. So Yip Yap Furray for Peewee!! You saved four people and three doxies' lives yesterday.

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