Welcome all doxies and any other critter that has joined us today. We are here to support each other in our efforts to stop Poo eating. The Poo Eaters Anonymous (PEA) has been founded to give all critters great and small a safe and non judgemental environment to seek help for your poo eating addiction. Please, raise a paw, claw, wing, hand, or whatever and introduce yourself, admit you are a Poo Eater, and how long it has been since you last ate poo of any kind. And, yes kitty krispies counts!!
This meeting is sponsored today by DoodyPops a safe and healthy dog treat alternative to poo eating.
7 comments:
Tooey is hanging his head low-well-lower...he is a self proclaimed poo eater. It is nutritious, he says. And it is in his food bowl so he can't help it. (Tooey!-you put it there!) He also confesses that he is just not ready to seek help yet. Perhaps an intervention is in order....
Velvet is the same. She goes outside and pretends to go one direction then darts back another and grabs a nibble. I say, "Velvet, no!" and she trots back to me, like 'ok, ok.' then darts back again. This is a daily event and like Tooey, does not wish to seek help. She feels she is recycling, doing her part to help out the environment.
Two paws up for bunny poo - so far we've been able to by-pass our own poo, but bunnies - yowzah! Signed, Duke and Emma
Well for goodness sakes! Everybody knows bunny poo is for eating and kitty poo is for rolling in! Signed, Ginger and Brandy
Two for Tea, and PEA for Poo,
You for Me, and Me for YOU...
AHH...hahah
"Hello, My name is ----- and I'm a Doo-doo Doggie"
and I wish to remain Anonymous
Hi, my name is Hannah and I eat poo. I don't care whose poo it is - mine, Eddie's, the cats, its all good. My higher power (mommy) tries to stop the addiction, but I just can't help it! Please help me for mommy's sake. She doesn't like my kisses any more :(
Hi there- I'm Fergus and I DO NOT have a poo eating addiction. You guys are gross and need some serious help. I'm glad to see you are in the right place! Oh wait, did someone say something about rolling on old poo? Ok, THAT's ok. And rabbit poo? Technically, that's grass, so THAT's ok too. And there was that one time Mommy almost killed me because she did not see what I snagged out of the neighbors yard and when she pulled it out of my mouth she got a handful of kitty treats. BUT I DRAW THE LINE at dog poo!!! Really people, where are your standards?!?!?!
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