Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Last Minute Doxie Confessions


One last effort to get on the Santa Paws nice list, I, Sassy Sasha, has come up with the dachshund transgression confessional. Here we doxies (or other critters) will share our recent naughtiness in hopes that Santa will forgive us in time for Christmas. Cause, you really know it is hard for us long ones to be good for so very long.


I here admit to 12 excessive barks, 11 water bowls dumped, 10 guests noses licked, 9 stuffies desqueaked, 8 tissues shredded, 7 snow balls shook over the rugs, 6 fuzzy socks hidden under the couch, 5 trash cans tipped, 4 rice cakes snatched, 3 chairs climbed on to get to the table, 2 toilet seats licked, and one bobo decapitated.

9 comments:

Tammy said...

and a peepee by the back door! :o)

Tammy said...

p.s. that does look like one of those "please don't be mad at me" looks....Sasha you are such a pretty girl, with those big puppy-dog eyes, how could Santa or anyone not forgive you!

Art and Sew Forth said...

This is hysterical! I did note that there was no "I repent" - turn-the-other-way-thing in there. Hmmm...I wonder what the doxie mind is conniving for 2011?

Lyn said...

Love it! I think Pinot's confession list will be just as long with a few variations. Sasha, I love that look in your eye - I think Santa Paws will be good to you and mommy this year!

pauline said...

This is unbelievable to me....I never would have thought dogs talked and behaved like this lol lol

ylbb said...

lol. great one.

Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

Sasha, I don't know about anyone else, but I forgive you. LOL You are just too cute. (I think Santa will too)

Anonymous said...

Hi! Mimi and Fergus here, Mommy went to put our blankies in the dryer. So we figured better ger our confessiions in now.
First me, Fergus: last week I chewed up Daddy's slipper and he thought it was Rusty cuz Rusty is new and all and I let him take the blame for it. And the pee on the bathmat? me, but I let Rusty take the blame on that too. Am I too late to get forgiven so I can get Christmas prezzies?

OK enough of my brother, I (Mimi)that is, can only confess to being so irresistibly cute that when I'm bad, everyone thinks it's cute. Like when I growl at someone, everybody laughs. And when I steal and hoard everybody's bobo's in my basket, again, everybody laughs. So poo on forgiveness, I dont need it! Whoops here comes mommy, wheres the backspace button

PetsJubilee said...

Sasha - I'm sure Santa has forgiven you. Play nice with your brother and your houseguest, though, just to be safe.