One last effort to get on the Santa Paws nice list, I, Sassy Sasha, has come up with the dachshund transgression confessional. Here we doxies (or other critters) will share our recent naughtiness in hopes that Santa will forgive us in time for Christmas. Cause, you really know it is hard for us long ones to be good for so very long.
I here admit to 12 excessive barks, 11 water bowls dumped, 10 guests noses licked, 9 stuffies desqueaked, 8 tissues shredded, 7 snow balls shook over the rugs, 6 fuzzy socks hidden under the couch, 5 trash cans tipped, 4 rice cakes snatched, 3 chairs climbed on to get to the table, 2 toilet seats licked, and one bobo decapitated.
