Sunday Dachshund Prayer

Dear God:  "May all these March showers bring lots of April flowers." 

Dachshund Sunday Prayer

Dear God:  I kind of think it is a bit unfair that the day after we had our pre-spring grooming the sky dumps a ton of white stuff on us.  Can you please, turn on some of the sun rays this way?  Cause my brother has been shaved and he is a wee bit cold without all his hair on our potty trips outside.